11 July 2008

Tonight's Top Ten

The top ten reasons why Moe should not watch sappy, love story movies alone on Friday nights after an intense work week thinking it will be relaxing because she knows it won't be.

10. You're almost out of kleenex.
9. Having a big red nose is only cool by reindeer and in December.
8. Having blood-shot, red eyes are only cool during New Years'.
7. Watching sappy movies during PMS week is not a smart idea.
6. Did I mention you're almost out of kleenex?
5. You know this is just that you're extremely tired.
4. I can't think of number 4.
3. You're a sap.
2. You don't need movies to show you that you have a pathetic love-life. You see that every day.

And the number one reason why Moe should not watch sappy, love story movies alone on Friday nights after an intense work week thinking it will be relaxing because she knows it won't be...is:

1. Snot is not cool.

1 comment:

oh2btigger said...

Sometimes you just have to cry. Go and get a box of tissues and have a sappy movie-fest!