K: who’s phone is this?
S: it’s my phone.
K: you need to get a new phone
S: why?
K: ‘cause it’s old.
S: it works.
K: you need to get a flip phone
S: no, they break!
K: (mimicking phone flippage) You can flip it and be all, “Dude, what’s up?”
S: they break!
K: Can I take a picture with this phone?
S: no, why would I want to take a picture with a phone. Phones are for talking to people, not pictures
K: this is why you don’t have any pictures.
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