“I aim here only at revealing myself, who will perhaps be different tomorrow, if I learn something new which changes me.” – Montaigne
15 February 2006
Things that make me smile…
Just a couple quickies, found courtesy of odious woman:
Cuss-o-matic: so sweet…I’m always looking for good comebacks at the ID.
Virtual person generator: Apparently, I created a 47-year-old male named Nathan who is unemployed, 5’7” and favorite movie is “The Passion of the Christ”.
Make Your Own Evil Plan: Key for anyone looking to accomplish world domination or something.
I created Christy. She is a 46 year-old woman. She is six-feet tall and weighs 165 pounds (Big gal!!!).
She works in retail and her favorite actor is Brad Pitt and her favorite actress in Anna Nicole Smith?!?! Her favorite movie is Ben-Hur.
And my evil plan?? Well, as long as you promise not to tell anyone, here it is.
Your objective is simple: World Domination Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail the Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
1 comment:
Those are great!!
I created Christy. She is a 46 year-old woman. She is six-feet tall and weighs 165 pounds (Big gal!!!).
She works in retail and her favorite actor is Brad Pitt and her favorite actress in Anna Nicole Smith?!?! Her favorite movie is Ben-Hur.
And my evil plan?? Well, as long as you promise not to tell anyone, here it is.
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Blackmail the Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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