A gentleman is standing in front of me, talking on his phone, and suddenly there’s this sound:
bbbbblllllllllrrrrrrppppp.
And then again.
bbbbblllllllllrrrrrrppppp.
He’s not blowing raspberries. So what in the world is he doing?
Oh wait -
He’s farting!
2 comments:
You've got to be kidding! How frecking rude. Once is an accident but twice is uncalled for. Some human's have no manners. Was this at work??Next time tell him the farting contest is next week and to practice somewhere else,pleeeeese!
To add to this, not five minutes after he 'finished' a gentleman walked by and belched. At least he apologized but it suddenly seemed to be Bodily Function Day.
At least I couldn't smell anything.
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